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Here are 5 great chat up lines we dare you to try :-
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘cos you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
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Are you an orphanage? ‘cos I wanna give you kids.…
Most women actually don’t like the idea of sucking a man’s penis – a blow job, going down – whatever you want to call it.
But it’s what a lot of men simply love, and there are things you can do to make it a more pleasant experience for her.
So how can you make it easier and more pleasurable for your girl to give you a little oral action?
It’s a real turn-off if you’re a bit smelly down there. She’ll be much more indulging if she likes the feel, the smell and the tidiness, not just …
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